What Is It What Does It Mean

A term used for a woman who is a huge bitch and /or cock block queen.

> Forget it she’s nothing but life support for a pussy.
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Life support – video

Life support – what is it?
EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

> EMP your life support

EMP your nanna’s life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
— feel free to make your own quotes aswell 😉 —

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What does “Life support” mean?
Any human being that is a female

> Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!
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Life support – what does it mean?
A woman. That’s about it. A woman.

> I love women. Without them, pussies couldn’t live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.
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Life support – meaning
Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

> If you weren’t a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn’t have a friend in the world.
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Life support – definition
in new york it’s a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean

Ain’t Lifting Shit

> thats y i have EMT’s and i went for my Advanced Life Support
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Life support – slang
A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who’s only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.

> Sally: ” Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!”
Betty: ” Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?”
Sally: ” The one that looks like Kfed.”
Betty: ” It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection.”

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When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

> Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what’s your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald’s
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake’s attempts to keep it alive.

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A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

> Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.
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After tucking your penis backwards behind your ass, your girlfriend deep throats it and proceeds to insert her nose in your ass. AKA respirator.

> That bitch thought she was hot shit until I put her on life support last night.
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